NEW COMPETATIVE EATING SPORT TAKES NIGHT CITY BY STORM!!

by Renegade Raiden

Held in the old the old INFERNO Arena the Colosseum.

The Colosseum had fallen on hard times after the collapse of the world famous sport known as Inferno, following the grizzly murders of one of the sports favourite teams and the suicide of the Colosseum's owner Gerald. J. Peterson. The once dilapidated building is now under new management and has had a facelift.

The new façade screams opulent at passers by with a Classic ancient Rome theme. The Colosseum which was once just a basic brown shaded Octagonal box now has marble columns and archways and looks fresh out of Ancient Rome. The interior looks more like a high grade Casino than a Sporting Arena with staff dressed in Togas and Centurion Armor. The Floors are Black marble with every other surface sporting a golden trim. This them flows throughout the building even into the many toilet facilities.

The arena itself is a sight to behold, several large conveyer belts extend from a wall to circle large heavy duty thrones.

Which brings us to the sport itself. The competition is relatively simple. Eat as much as you can. The real competition begins when you see the other competitors. Morbidly Obese individuals who shovel the passing food into their mouths. They constantly devour the seemingly endless conveyer of food until they are rather violently sick, except that is not the end of the competition. They go straight back to eating. The sick mounts up over the allotted time and is weighed at the end. The winner is determined by the volume of vomit. This sport is not for everyone yet it seemingly pulls in a huge crowd. This Sport seems to be taking hold and as of now has put the Colosseum back in the Limelight.

NEW ISSUE OF BLACK CHROME NOW AVAILABLE

by Pistolia Bewitched

THE MOST UP TO DATE VERSION

The latest issue of BLACK CHROME has just dropped and is full to the brim with all the latest Weapons, Tech, Vehicles and Fashion on the market. Your Gal Pistolia got an early edition and let me tell you, it is the best issue yet.

Why? It’s got everything a Cyberpunk needs. Guns, Cyberware, Gear,

Vehicles. Each has been painstakingly crafted by the finest Techs to bring digital tears to your cybereyes. Everything you need to get a Custom fit! Customization is the new black, and, as you’ll notice, Black is the new Chrome.

A whole section is devoted to Just Katanas with Lazer tech enhancements and lets just say they are a cut above the rest. But one of the most important sections is the Fashion section of course.

“The experts talk about fashion in grandiose terms, labeling trends as if they were generations of people or schools of philosophy. Kitsch was big in the 2020s. Bright colors and ostentatious displays. During the Time of the Red, Entropy rose as people wore whatever they could find, trying to build a sense of style out of rags and leftovers. The Mediacorps say the next big thing is Neo-Militarism. Stark lines and dark colors. Fuck. I hope not.” — Shears Tailor at Torrel and Chiang

Let’s talk stuff. To the rich, stuff’s a status symbol and wealth. To the poor, stuff’s the difference between a flicker of comfort and soul-crushing misery. To Techs like me? Stuff’s an opportunity. Sure, you can use anything according to factory instructions, but the true genius lies in finding new, unexpected uses. What’s the old saying? The Street finds a way? It sure as hell does when a Tech’s living there!

So what are you waiting for Choom? Go grab a copy now!!

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